the sphynx

1. Noun: A hairless cat.
2. Noun: A hairless pussy, ie: A full Brazilian wax or bikini wax.

1. Hey, look at my new hairless cat; I named her Fluffy!
2. Hey, I went to the salon today, and got a full bikini wax, and now my pussy is hotter than ever!

by Anonymous April 3, 2005

sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.

My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

Sphincter Nazi

In the FPS computer game Call of Duty, it's that German soldier that materializes in the room that was just cleared, and shoots the player in the back with some species of automatic weapon, making a counterattack impossible.

This primarily occurs when the player doesn't follow the linear construction of the game's timeline and spawn triggers.

For example: Killing every German on a given map prior to actually achieving the objective. After which, while en route to the extraction point, the player is shot and killed by a soldier that apparently dropped from the player's ass (since that's the only place he could have been hiding).

Ovserver: Dude, why the hell are you just running around?
Player: Making sure there are no hostiles left on this map before I set my charges.
Observer: Whats it been, half an hour?
Player: Give or take.
Sphincter Nazi: "Americaner." *Brrrraaaaaaap*
Player: Where the fu...
Observer: Man, you got schooled by that Sphincter Nazi.

by Chumbucket January 18, 2007

spheres of influence

boobs
tits
breasts
especially when large
i.e. c cups or bigger

After i saw the waitress's spheres of influence peeking out of her shirt, i couldn't help giving her a big tip.

by backtothefuturemobile September 7, 2008

anal sphinctor

A muscle in your ass, also can be replaced in a diss instead of dick you can say anal sphinctor.

1. Suck my anal sphinctor, bitch.
2. SHIT! My anal sphinctor is killin me.

by Boss Playa13 August 17, 2006

sphincter mouse

A mouse that digs away at the intestines of its host. Usually it materializes magically in ones ass. FEAR IT!

Woe unto thee who does not know the pain of the sphincter mouse!

by Steve Mobeve November 12, 2004

Sphere du Soleil

The show Chancellor Palpatine was watching in Star Wars: Episode III when he first told Anakin about the Sith. It's like Cirque du Soleil, but...er, spherical.

Man, that Sphere du Soleil was typical Lucas CGI, wasn't it? At least he didn't overdo it like in Episode I.

by resident alian July 8, 2005