slothy

When one is so inebriated from drinking copious amounts of alcohol that they stumble around like a sloth, very slow and calm like.

Yo, Peter...I heard you got mad slothy last night with that girlfriend of yours.

by Pie You October 13, 2009

sloth

a sleezy ass hoe
slothing: the act of being a sloth;
sleezing on someone

Girl whos wearing a shirt: "hey can i wear your shirt?"
Guy: "hell no you sloth!"

by theedefiance April 6, 2010

sloth rodeo

Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.

"Doofy McStevens is the sloth rodeo winner! He wins a trip to the bottom of the ocean!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Sloth

A very slow creature that takes a long time to do a simple task.

for example the sloth is very slow to shuffle and deal a pack of cards and to play.

by The greasefish February 6, 2009

smooth jerk

a nice jerk on the low

i had a nice smooth jerk last night and busted on your pillow

by samkon gado September 29, 2007

Sjothun

Sjothun usually refers to anal irrigation, the rinsing of the anus, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A Sjothun is a piece of equipment for douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a anal douche and vaginal use!

ur shit stinks you need to go sjothun your self!

by someone you work with April 20, 2010

Sloth

The lovable retard who befriends Chunk in the '80s movie The Goonies

Sloth is a giant retard

by xxTheLongestFallxx February 28, 2007