sock surfing

Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks

"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"

by megaroni335 August 28, 2009

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014

Coding socks

Long thigh high socks that are vital for coding

“I’m gonna buy some coding socks”

“K”

by Greasefire February 23, 2021

jerk sock

a sock that when guys are jerking off they (jizz) in it so it wont be on the curtains, carpet, bed or couch.

i had to flush my jerk sock because my mom came into the bathroom

by symple jack January 10, 2009

sock gap

When exactly do you take your socks off?

My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.

Coupling - Series 1 - Episode 'Size Matters'

by Ross Brazier May 18, 2004

sock fucker

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.

Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.

by Top Gunt June 3, 2004

sock bath

From South Park, It is where you rub somebody down (who is dry) with multible bars of soap and then "dry" them off with multible socks.

"You killed Kenny from that sock bath, you bastard!"

by Robert Atkinson March 27, 2007