SNIFFLE

A word girls use on the intarweb to make people feel sorry for them.

<Girl:> i lubbed u *sniffle*
<Guy:> No you didn't.
<Girl:> >:( OMFGWTFHALALSANDWICH u dikhed

by B-Drac September 20, 2003

sharpie sniffer

Someone that is so broke, they have to sniff sharpies to get high.

dude julio is such a sharpie sniffer.

by Patrick + Lorna May 5, 2005

Pussy Sniffer

One who uses faceBook group discussion boards to sniff out pussy. When tracking down a female poster will lay on the charm so hard it makes other users violently ill.

Usually are two faced, sad little men who can't get woman in real life. Also find that they are totally different to male posters and females who see through him

Anita Hartroll (London) wrote
at 10:19pm
Oh FFS he's such a sad fuck pussy sniffer.
Report

Ricky Foxwell wrote
at 10:15pm
Oh look Ryan is pussy sniffing again
Delete

Ryan Trussle wrote
at 10:13pm
Hello ladies, hows my two favorite posters tonight.
Del

by Ricky Foxwell February 11, 2009

bicycle seat sniffer

A prison term for a pedophile.

I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.

by nickreaper October 21, 2011

pussy sniffer

A male who is controlled by a female and does everything she says to please her. Basically "sucking up" to her, most commonly to win her heart.

Male: These past few days I've been the biggest pussy sniffer. I've done everything you've said!

by sweetfemale June 28, 2006

sniff-sicle

the art or action of removing a bicycle seat(usually the quick release type) and hold it in front of you by the post like a pop-sicle and taking periodic sniffs or wofts from the seat area with the goal of smelling whatever aromas that are emitting from said seat, for the best results this usually takes place right after the seat in question has been sat on or "ridden".
the most popular smells or "flavours" are usually from a womans(pussy smell) bicycle seat but some also prefer the one from males(smegma, ball sweat) or the universal ass smell.
some are also known for the trifecta of smells which many people seem to get maximum enjoyment.
Some also consider this to be a fetish but it only seems to be popular in parts of thailand.

Angela-"hey Tom that was an awesome bike ride and its a hot day too, im all sweaty"
Tom-"I know it was awesome, and now we will be able to each enjoy eachothers sniff-sicle"
Angela-"I totally agree lets just hold them here and sniff away"
Tom-"YES LETS!

by canadianwintersaretoolong September 10, 2010

whiffer sniffer

a guy that goes around sniffing girl's bicycle seats in rainy weather

"I saw that guy in the parking lot. He's a whiffer sniffer allright!"

by joe mcduffie July 6, 2007