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situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes
Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime
by titaniyum August 31, 2017
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Sucky situation

The secretion (usually sudden )of milk from a woman's breast and the unease or embarrassment she feels when this happens in public.
Ann was unable to continue her conversation with her friends because she realized her blouse was stained thanks to a sucky situation
by Stosus June 15, 2018
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Reverse Princess Mary situation

When you are an Australian Prince and you meet an everyday Danish girl (who may or may not also be from Germany) in Vietnam and try to get nudes
Oh man, can't believe the boys stumbled into a Reverse Princess Mary situation last night
by Tev13 June 21, 2018
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Situation Steve

Purposely taking things too literally and playing dumb about it. Then most often rage quitting.
We had a situation steve during last night’s destiny raid.
by Situation-Steve June 5, 2018
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win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
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boob grab situation

When you try to fistbump someone who is trying to high five you, and you get into that awkward high five-fistbump tango looking like both of you are grabbing boobs back and forth.
Man I got into a bad boob grab situation with my coworker last night at the afterwork, she was trying to high five me while I was trying to fistbump her.
by Mister twink January 24, 2023
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Situation

Blue eyed dressed for every situation

Moving through the doorway of a nation

Pick me up and shake the doubt

Baby I can't do without

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out
I remember only for an hour

Move right through me can you feel the power

I don't know what's going on

It scares me but it won't be long

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Now he's in control he is my lover

Nations stand against him he's your brother

Been a long time, been a long time now

I'll get to you somehow

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Situation
by Death Menace February 18, 2023
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