He is an ugly rat with short dick. He has brown hair and always wears the same nicks clothes. He is obsessed with his hat. He tends to like girls named Abigail or Katherine.
by bot123.2 March 16, 2022
A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your bounce on a trampoline so that your friend or enemy's knees buckle and fall. The term originates from that weird midget character named simon birch in the 1998 movie of the same title.
by d'A November 30, 2006
Is a major cockblock at all parties, and also at social events and gatherings.
Simon's tend to normaly have small thin dicks like a ruler.
Simon's tend to normaly have small thin dicks like a ruler.
by the knights of the quad table July 31, 2012
Extremely hot, yet unpopular male TV star.....was the rapper in Scary Movie 3 and starred in many gay films to start out his career ("Alone At Home #1, 2, 3") (Hard & Solo), etc. Hes straight though!
by .....! May 03, 2005
Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.
These men have no testicles.
These men have no testicles.
by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011
A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.
by Lance Jefferson June 14, 2007