A very unpleasant woman. There is no good quality in her brain. A real cunt of a woman but that word is still not strong enough. she only thinks of herself and takes pleasure in the pain of others
Her: so what if I fucked you dad and ended your parent's marriage, then put my cigarette out in your grandma's ashes while taking a shit on your dog. I still got laid, didn't I?
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.
by Chubbs_McCoy July 24, 2018
Get the A Simone Loozemug. A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
Get the Simon Cowellmug. verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your bounce on a trampoline so that your friend or enemy's knees buckle and fall. The term originates from that weird midget character named simon birch in the 1998 movie of the same title.
by d'A November 30, 2006
Get the simon birchmug. Is a major cockblock at all parties, and also at social events and gatherings.
Simon's tend to normaly have small thin dicks like a ruler.
Simon's tend to normaly have small thin dicks like a ruler.
by the knights of the quad table July 30, 2012
Get the Simon Lennoxmug. Extremely hot, yet unpopular male TV star.....was the rapper in Scary Movie 3 and starred in many gay films to start out his career ("Alone At Home #1, 2, 3") (Hard & Solo), etc. Hes straight though!
by .....! May 2, 2005
Get the simon rexmug. Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.
These men have no testicles.
These men have no testicles.
by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011
Get the Simon Spoonermug. A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.
by Lance Jefferson July 11, 2007
Get the Simple Simonmug.