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Scrimmage Session

When theres a guy you've just met on a lake on a warm summer day. He really just wants to boink you while you scream aloud, "it's all about the benjamins baby!!!"
"We should really get together for a scrimmage session."
by RKJ September 17, 2015
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Session

The session isn’t a party. The session is a life choice. For those unfamiliar with the topic, get in the fucking bin. Grab your bag, bring your slag, rack two fat lines and bring a tenner bag. Pop that pill, sniff that line, turn up the volume have a good time. Ya have to get your bird playing in the snow with a card and a line, rack one up all the way down a spine, forget about tomorrow and forget the time, and give the bitch the bashy coz the powers mine!
No one:

Literally no one:

Everyone worth the time of day: “session like?”
by Baghead over ere March 20, 2021
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wet face session

Eating preferably a girl out until she ejaculates leaving the bottom half of your face glistening, probably dripping
"I'm down for a wet face session tonight"
by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018
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tap session

When a guy(or girl) fucks a girl (or guy) as hard and/or as fast as possible until she taps out (he wins) or he nuts (she wins)

A tap session can also consist of purposely doing things you knows will make your partner tap out, such as oral sex, sticking a finger in their ass or switching positions.
“If we have a tap session not only am I gonna win but you gonna cum at least 10 times.”

“Nah if we have a tap session you gonna nut way before im ready to tap.”
by LavenderCyan September 27, 2020
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Poster Session

When a group of academics peer pressures each another into pouring a few litres of beer into a tube designed for holding a conference poster, and passing it between them to chug from as if passing a joint.

Originated at RSS2019 in Schlappen, Freiburg.
Academic 1 to academic 2: “Hey, drink from this poster tube!”

Crowd of academics: “poster session! Poster session!”
by melonelemone June 25, 2019
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Makeover session

To fuck; have sex or so short timed quickies with one significant other. Etc.
John’s makeover session with Layla was great !
by Simspons101 September 1, 2022
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derb session

Tiff owes mickdawg a derb session
by Mickdawg3oh9 March 20, 2023
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