Anal Bead-Seed

To use an anal bead and lose said bead within one's anus, thus 'planting' said bead.
(To reap what you sew)

'Why are you walking so wierd''Planted an Anal Bead-Seed.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.

Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.

by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016

sesame seed boy

my ex boyfriend.

L: Omg your ex looks like a sesame!
V: Where is his upper lip
R: That is sesame seed boy.

by horseylover123 December 8, 2018

Seed oil buff

When you workout all the time and gain a noticeable amount of muscle mass but due to your inability to forsake seed oil-laden foods you nevertheless retain a significant layer of fat over your body.

Dude if you don’t cut the Zebra Cake ice cream you’re always gonna be just seed oil buff.

by Adm. Lobax September 19, 2023

expeeding the seed limit

to run too fast up or down stairs aboard a cruise ship

hey, you're expeeding the seed limit!! slow down!!

by jjzachary April 27, 2011

Bust His Seed

To strike a powerful blow to the male genitalia; A force so strong that it might cause it to burst or collapse.

p1. Yo u seen de fight?
p2. yea i was yellin out "bust his seed" and they did
p1. ahhh dat mussa hurt poor chap, dem buss he seed good

by Acidplanet_Member October 8, 2005