booty-scrawl

Note left on the table for a waiter or waitress after the bill arrives in hopes to get some action at a later date. It is generally hidden in the bill fold because the writer is usually too cowardly to want to face the server. If the writer has chutzpah, and a chance with the server, they would have confronted them face to face. This does not work if a wedding ring is present on either the server or writer. It consists of a cheesy pick up line, the writer's contact info and usually, but not in all cases, a business card. In many cases the server will know that a booty-scrawl is imminent.

Tzipporah: 'WOW, did JT just leave his number, on the visa slip?!'

Sammi: 'yes, ever since Brit dumped him, he has been leaving booty-scrawls everywhere!'

by shaul605 January 5, 2009

Job Scramble

When you have been abruptly fired from your job and you frantically are trying to find a new one.

"Yo Cletus! Wild party tonight! The Spice Girls are over and they are about to have sex with everybody! Get over here!"
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"I can't I am in the job scramble right now."
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"Damn, true that, well I will tag Posh for you, most def."
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by DirtyXVegass April 4, 2011

Rabble scrabble

A game of Scrabble where the loser must buy, borrow or steal an word on the board (usually within a time limit of 2 hours).
While this has made the game of Scrabble more tactical, it has also lead to a steady annual rise in prisoners within the British Isles since 1991.

Want to play Rabble Scrabble?
Nah, the last time I wound up getting a tattoo.

by riotxix June 29, 2012

rape scrabble

A game in which participants play a round of scrabble, and then a round of rape, similar to the game of 'chess boxing'.

Jazzy: How was that game of rape scrabble you played last night?
Me: Oh you know, I've never been good with words, but the rape was what won it for me.

by admiral fuckface June 13, 2018

pussy scrabble

pussy scrabble is a game only guys can play where they try to spell their name by having sex with girls who's first names start with the appropriate letters.

Eli: How have you been doing playing pussy scrabble?
Caden: Smashed Catherine and I just got done smashing Audrey so now i need to find a Diane or Debra or something.
Eli: Nice i finished my pussy scrabble with Isabel last week

by PapaDragonEli March 7, 2018

cheat at Scrabble

To cheat (not just in a game, but not in relationships) in an overly obvious way for little reason, if any, or to exploit an arbitrary technicallity.

"I kept telling him that a triangle with 1 side with a lenght of zero is a line, but he kept trying to cheat at Scrabble by throwing a calculus textbook at me."

by MidKnight Reign April 23, 2009

Scrambled Eggs

When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.

Those scrambled eggs burn.

by prevert April 11, 2009