Student: Why do I have to listen to your every command?
Teacher: You're in school. Do your homework or I'll bust my dick in your eye, and I'm a lady!
Teacher: You're in school. Do your homework or I'll bust my dick in your eye, and I'm a lady!
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by b(0)b February 28, 2022
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A happy-sounding term for prison.
Large amounts of students all around the same ages forced inside gates for 6-10 hours every day and is still given work even after that. Under the excuse that the "educators" are merely preparing us for our future, we are tortured with brain-numbing work and daily breaks with only enough time to go pee and eat food.
The bathrooms are never clean.
The classes are always too long.
Fights and bullying are always there.
If you leave during school hours and dont come the next day, the police come after you.
School staff actually monitor what you put online.
Parents talk about what you do at home during conferences when they think you are mental, thinking that the very causes for why you ARE turning mental can help you.
The only relief is music and the internet, which is also monitored and regulated.
Large amounts of students all around the same ages forced inside gates for 6-10 hours every day and is still given work even after that. Under the excuse that the "educators" are merely preparing us for our future, we are tortured with brain-numbing work and daily breaks with only enough time to go pee and eat food.
The bathrooms are never clean.
The classes are always too long.
Fights and bullying are always there.
If you leave during school hours and dont come the next day, the police come after you.
School staff actually monitor what you put online.
Parents talk about what you do at home during conferences when they think you are mental, thinking that the very causes for why you ARE turning mental can help you.
The only relief is music and the internet, which is also monitored and regulated.
"How do you not know who Queen are?"
"I was in prison at that time."
"What? How did you-"
"School prison."
"I was in prison at that time."
"What? How did you-"
"School prison."
by kpoplovekpoplife November 9, 2015
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one of the main causes of suicide, depression, anxiety, losing of the mind, drug/alcohol use, etc.
it is a place where you are taught how to square numbers, not how to pay taxes or bills, not how to maintain and hold a job or career
school is where you are told to just let teachers yell at you, embarrass you, walk all over you, and straight up ruin about 15 years of your life and if you try to defend yourself when being yelled at for an unknown reason, you get punished and yelled at again for trying to be strong against them
it is where they all talk big talk about how to report bullying and stick up for yourself and tell an administrator immediately, but what are we to do when the administrators and teachers are the ones instigating the teasing, causing the pain, causing others to join in…what are we supposed to do when we can't stick up for ourselves without putting our education in jeopardy?
school is the place where they are always talking about how we need to stay healthy stay fit they're the ones that are giving us crap unhealthy things when we try and share good and decent food friends and people who can't even afford me again you are getting punished and yelled at for just trying to help and be a good person
School is the most hypocritical backward ass place we are forced to go through it this is torture
one of the main causes of suicide, depression, anxiety, losing of the mind, drug/alcohol use, etc.
it is a place where you are taught how to square numbers, not how to pay taxes or bills, not how to maintain and hold a job or career
school is where you are told to just let teachers yell at you, embarrass you, walk all over you, and straight up ruin about 15 years of your life and if you try to defend yourself when being yelled at for an unknown reason, you get punished and yelled at again for trying to be strong against them
it is where they all talk big talk about how to report bullying and stick up for yourself and tell an administrator immediately, but what are we to do when the administrators and teachers are the ones instigating the teasing, causing the pain, causing others to join in…what are we supposed to do when we can't stick up for ourselves without putting our education in jeopardy?
school is the place where they are always talking about how we need to stay healthy stay fit they're the ones that are giving us crap unhealthy things when we try and share good and decent food friends and people who can't even afford me again you are getting punished and yelled at for just trying to help and be a good person
School is the most hypocritical backward ass place we are forced to go through it this is torture
"man I've been stressing over school it's giving me anxiety I don't know how much of this I can take before I break"
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"the teacher made fun of my ance today mom. but I was afraid to stand up for myself"
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"the teacher made fun of my ance today mom. but I was afraid to stand up for myself"
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