Schmack

A slang term for eating

Yo is that prime rib? Lemme schmack.

by anonymous October 5, 2022

Schmailzl

A guy who constantly shrugs, flexes his shoulders, or neck while speaking or sitting.

That schitzo is a total schmailzl the way his neck moves about his shoulders.

by Hannahtizer November 1, 2022

Schmalance

The scientific term for balance

The scientists said, "We need to test the schmalance of the cat."

by Scientist Wizard Word Wrangler January 23, 2023

schlagenheimer

Someone who lives in Schlagenheim

Those schlagenheimers move with such a purpose.

by potato44_ February 15, 2023

schmakespeare

the act of talking in a way similar to shakespeare/1600s english

'i can schmakespeare if i need to. like:

"those fries are unequivocally fuckin bussin"

or

"not for lack of rain, for mine eyes do provide that modest luxury"

by Green retro panda April 18, 2023

schlagel slime

another word for cum

dude my schlagel slime is getting everywhere!
Holy fuck, I'm schlagel sliming!!!
bro stop shlagel sliming in me

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023