Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025

Schloby

Incredibly giant

That’s one schloby nose

by Blaze byrnes July 20, 2025

Schlaboing

A "Schlaboing" is usually a mighty, overflowing, throbbing male reproductive organ. It is mostly located on weebs and discord mods lower half, between the legs. Sometimes it can be impotent and frightfully small.

*Adrien just gave an immaculate pounding to his nezuko bodypillow and came into a jar, with his grandmas picture inside.*

Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.

Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--

by Gubobubo December 8, 2025

Schlabonk

When you bonk, but with a wind up.

"Schlabonk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

by Saturn Mist December 22, 2025

Doodler Schlueteler

Known as that kid in class who draws pictures and pays no attention to the class whatsoever. This can make the teacher very frustrated.

Teacher: Why are you drawing pictures in your notebook instead of taking notes?

Student: Because I'm not interested in what your teaching.

Teacher: That's a detention! Now pay attention and take notes you Doodler Schlueteler!

by Blazecenter27 May 24, 2012

Yorgen Schloben

When People Have Sexual Relations On A Roller Coaster In Syria

YORGEN SCHLOBEN ME U BUNGO

by IM MISBAS June 27, 2016

Ashton Schluetter

A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.

Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!

by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020