sausage pull

A group wang wrangler involving folks of the fruity persuasion.

Not to be confused with the sausage smoke.

Hey, Jeb, we fixed the problem while you were in that sausage pull.

by benihana_chef May 21, 2005

morning sausage

(n): cock in the morning after a good lick and suckfest by partner
(v): the sucking of a partners purple headed yogurt slinger in the morning

Dave: This tastes like morning sausage
Tony: Like when you wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob
Dave: Exactly
Tony: Wow, your gay
Dave: I really like the cock

by Vag Pounder December 18, 2007

sausage headache

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.

I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.

by stevedavejohn September 30, 2010

Sausage Finger

When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.

“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”

“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”

by Dingle123 October 1, 2008

Cat sausage

N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.

Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.

by ASPCA April 7, 2013

Sausage rail

A sausage rail is a line of horny guys waiting to ram the shit out of a dirty whore.

The sausage rail is what a whore rides to achieve her personal satisfaction.

Person 1: Did you hear about the whore on the 10th floor?
Person 2: Nah man. What'd that sloppy slut do?
Person 1: She rode the sausage rail for 5 hours, making 6 stops. Dan station. Bob station. Ryan station. Mark station. Pablo station and Steve station.
Person 2: Steve always gets the last of it.
Person 1: Yes, yes he does. He's a fan of meat curtains and cream pies. *sigh*

by scumslug October 18, 2009

sausage wallet

the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.

The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.

by weave March 26, 2003