sage

a bitch that manipulates their partner and guilt trips everyone

“im scared to break up with sage..”

by jankyjellyfish November 20, 2022

sage

It is the condition of possessing superior wisdom. It is based on sacred, spiritual, mystical knowledge, experiences, myths, traditions, ascesis, rituals, symbols, poetry, intuition and orality.

The sage is one who holds superior knowledge.

by tradical July 01, 2023

Sage

(n.) a beautiful woman with an abnormal affinity for citrus, whipped cream, and spice

“We found a Sage in the kitchen with an empty bottle of siracha; she ate all the key lime pies.”

by nervousnellie August 14, 2022

Sage

A “sage” is someone who can be very very annoying and simp over guys named Jesus.

Sage: dammm did u see Jesus in his hoe shorts today.

Friend: why are you like this?

by Jesuslover2,000 March 26, 2022

Sage

Cool, rad, awesome, amazing (kind of like "fire", but in a chill way).

The band's performance was sage. Her outfit is sage.

by Internet Browser4321 January 28, 2021

Sage

A person with a low iq and questionable humor. If you're around them, they're most likely to make jokes about farts and penises. Stay away from them.

Omg sage just texted me haha penis butt this morning and expected me to laugh...and i totally did. Im not proud of it.

by wrexham July 22, 2022

Sage

Sage is a mysterious and weird guy. He likes a lot of Pokémon and bayblade for his age. He also likes to crack a good jokes for the right person. Even though he’s super smart he pretty lazy about doing his work instead he’ll want to watch gammers on youtube and mess with all hundred of the bayblade pieces he have. His love language is giving. Besides his well put personality he is bit of a perv. He super tall with a wonky stand. He walks with a beat that matches the pace of your heart. He can be pretty distant when he want to,but he’s the best friend you’ll ever have.

“Bruh y’all just didn’t hear sage?”

by Thickmammas January 27, 2023