seamis

Abbriviation for seam penis

A bulge or wrinkle in the seam of a skirt that look similar to the bulge in a mans pants. Often caused by the misplacement of a dart or seam when sewing.

I screwed up when I drafted this pattern, now I've got a huge seamis.

by SewSAHMmy December 13, 2016

Steamism

The philosophy of STEAM (Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts, Mathematics).

STEAMism is the philosophy of visual, innovative education in Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts and Mathematics.

by Ma Po May 21, 2018

Steamititis

A rare disease found in deformed monkey/ape hybrids when a male rubs his genitals and steams up

I steamed up so much that i had to wipe my glasses on top of musgrave stairs this was my steamititis kicking in

by Steamymusgrave May 28, 2018

Steaming hot potatoe

2 guys stand naked back to back, interlocking at the elbows. 1 guy then bends forward at the waist 90 degrees lifting the other guy onto his back. The girl then gets on her knees and licks both arse holes at the same time whilst tugging off both guys. The tugging action is the same as that in the "hot potatoe hot potatoe" song.

I was having a back to back tussle with my friend when a girl walked and said "I'm hungry, i sure could go for a steaming hot potatoe"

by Rogerrimjet January 21, 2019

seaminglessly

Yes that's a word!

That has been the real challenge I think, to make it all work seaminglessly.

by seaminglessly July 31, 2019

Steaming Charlie

A hot shower fart

I was in the bathroom, brushing my teeth and my wife let out a Steaming Charlie in the shower.

by Snarfy74 April 2, 2020

Salamicide

1. Ingesting an entire salami, summer sausage, or other large stick of meat, getting the meatsweats, and becoming incapacitated.

2. The scene after a tag team or gang bang.

1. Fat Pat needs to slow down on those meat sticks before he commits salamicide.

2. They called in Shelock Bones on the scene of the salamicide.

by DMTed420 May 26, 2020