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SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS

An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.
I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.
by Booby Bootlier November 29, 2007
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Saber Tooth Pissant

A pissant with a lot more propensity to be annoying; or a worthless person whose mentality dates back to the Stone Age or the Cro-Magnon era.
by JanitorialDebut November 1, 2009
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saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.
I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.
by carpiethe April 25, 2010
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saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".
"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."
by osirusr September 23, 2011
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Saber Tooth Cat

A prehistoric super old bitch/lady who prays on young men. AKA Cougars Mom.
When your dating a man who's the same age as your grandson your a ,"Saber Tooth Cat."
by JaLa August 13, 2012
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Saber Sausage

Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.
The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.
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Saberforge

An amazing company offering professional grade dueling lightsabers that will drain your money and consume your life until your Facebook feed is entirely groups talking about their Sabers and how they customize them.
Ever since I bought my first Saberforge Saber, I haven't had money for food or clothes.
by Saber_Addict July 25, 2017
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