Road Dominater

An extremely tricked out and powerful muscle car with an engine that rises above the hood and larger rear wheels than front wheels.

An excellent example of a road dominater would be a modified 69' Camaro with a big block V8 and an ass-kickin' 1000hp... that would beat the living shits out of any ricer any day.

by 69'Camaro(: May 25, 2010

Road Bot

A bottle of wine purchased for and consumed while driving. Typically a red Spanish wine costing between $9.99 and $14.99. Classier than pounding Busch Light cans during your commute.

I picked up a couple road bots for the drive. The tannins were incredible and my car smelled of plum fruit, leather and dried tobacco after.

by TrueBuck March 6, 2012

roadgarita

Margarita that you drink on the road, out of a red Solo cup.

It's okay officer, I didn't mean to miss the stop sign, I was reaching over for my roadgarita.

by CoJo Jones May 16, 2012

Road Sludge

When you have explosive, chunky diarrhea, you shit your pants in your car.

Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.

by wamboozled October 9, 2014

road willy

One who gets a blow job while driving.

I asked her to give me a road Willy!

by Cliffs October 16, 2017

road ramen

When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.

"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.

"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."

by Mosquito Bandito July 25, 2019

Road chow

When a male goes down on a female while driving.

I made Matt road chow me on my way to family dinner, had his face looking like a glazed doughnut once we arrived.

by Work trailer October 2, 2019