The gayest of all the robs, hit my mans up at (850)-716-6325 he is open to all relationships except heterosexual ones. Don’t forget he isn’t open after 9pm, that is his bedtime.
by Secretmarmot009 December 10, 2019
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The sexiness of the world
The Robby usually comes equipped with a big penis. o a penis so so big
A god among all men
He is most noticeably on the cover of teens magazine, and porn hub
The Robby usually lures its prey into a dark cave typically (old people) and hides behind a rock, when the old person usually wonders forward he jumps out from behind the rock and yells shmeggle and jumps on the old person ripping of their ear with his teeth and running away with the old persons ear in his mouth
The sexiness of the world
The Robby usually comes equipped with a big penis. o a penis so so big
A god among all men
He is most noticeably on the cover of teens magazine, and porn hub
The Robby usually lures its prey into a dark cave typically (old people) and hides behind a rock, when the old person usually wonders forward he jumps out from behind the rock and yells shmeggle and jumps on the old person ripping of their ear with his teeth and running away with the old persons ear in his mouth
OMG i just went on a date with batman i mean Robby
old person-Hey sunny were did you go?
Robby-Shmeggle !! pounce (rips off ear and leaves)
old person- !%@#&$^%#@&$*#$($(& shit
old person-Hey sunny were did you go?
Robby-Shmeggle !! pounce (rips off ear and leaves)
old person- !%@#&$^%#@&$*#$($(& shit
by Captin Fordo September 2, 2013
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Get the Robby mug.A small, furry creature. Usually goes unwashed from the time it sprouts untill the day it dies. Can usually be found hiding on the underside of a chin. Several of these beards have become very infamouse... in one case staring its own blogring.
"Holy shit Tom! What is that thing eating Robbie's head."
-Mick
"Oh, that's just Robbie's beard."
-Tom
-Mick
"Oh, that's just Robbie's beard."
-Tom
by Chuck Motherfucking Norris August 28, 2008
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by Rob Martin July 20, 2008
Get the robber crab mug.a) a joke that is only funny to the one who is telling it.
b) jokes that cause akward silence, until someone says that it was a robby joke, causing laughter.
c) humorous statement that has bad timing causing everyone to look around at each other to see if anyone finds humor in what was just said.
b) jokes that cause akward silence, until someone says that it was a robby joke, causing laughter.
c) humorous statement that has bad timing causing everyone to look around at each other to see if anyone finds humor in what was just said.
Steve: dude, emily, your mom is so hot.
Kevin: she is hotter than hot pockets out of the microwave! hahahahahaha
Steve: ...dude, no robby jokes. those are gay.
Kevin: she is hotter than hot pockets out of the microwave! hahahahahaha
Steve: ...dude, no robby jokes. those are gay.
by pancreatic_cancer March 22, 2009
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