Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.

Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.

by Thew12 August 30, 2023

kissing the roach

The action of trying to smoke the last smokeable bit of a blunt.

"Don't burn your fingers when you're kissing the roach!"

"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"

by poudreaux April 30, 2015

mall roach

Children that go to the mall EVERY Friday, because they can't figure out anything better to do.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.

"Who is that 13 year old, and why is she starting with me?"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"

by BabyyKayy January 25, 2015

modern roach

When your vape cartridge is about to be mutted

Yooo bro throw out the modern roach pass full g

by Shnayvendayven and itsaboyboy August 5, 2019

Roach buzz

A certain high optained buy smoking only roaches. You'll know what I mean when you do it.

Holy crap I've got the best roach buzz right now!

by JoeyBomm December 31, 2021

Roach Approach

The act of laying there and doing nothing while your partner goes to town during sex.

“How do you have sex when your shitfaced?”
“I just kick back and take the Roach Approach.”

by BigBoyDiamond October 16, 2021

night roach

A person who thrives off clubbing, partying, drinking, and attention

They always come in late and hungover from living the night roach lifestyle

by 6lack d0xs February 12, 2023