River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.

I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.

by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016

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River Rock

Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US

Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco

by My_Real_Name_420 July 14, 2017

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River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.

Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.

by Campminihaha August 22, 2017

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river turkey

A massive Goose, who is guarding the source of Algae

I was walking by the canal, and I saw this massive river turkey!

by Fuffywaffle October 12, 2018

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River Raisin

A sexual act where a man or woman pees at the top of their partners butt crack, allowing the pee to run down their crack and flowing over their butt hole, aka your gray raisin.

"Dude, I gave Jordan a River Raisin the other day. He loved it but the clean up wasn't fun"

by ChubbyBunny985 November 11, 2019

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River Phoenix an attractive beautiful and multitalented person with blue eyes and a huge compassionate heart and soul too pure for the world, with equally gorgeous blue eyes and a smile that'll melt your heart.
a person with very good advice to give and is always willing to land to a hand, and always loves helping out with people, and an huge animal lover and a best friend.

" God you act like a river phoenix!"

"you look like a river phoenix!"

by Ness_J_Quin April 1, 2019

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