Occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to cumpletion.
Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
by BroNamath69 May 09, 2011
What the Chinese smoke every day. Made out rice and rolled into a tube to smoke. Chinese usually put grass inside to add flavour.
by Goldenvader April 04, 2018
Literally just rice that makes you go, “damn, that rice sexy!”.
Sexiest thing you’ll lay your eyes on.
More commonly appealing to Asians.
Sexiest thing you’ll lay your eyes on.
More commonly appealing to Asians.
Damn, that’s some sexy rice!
by I like sexy rice December 18, 2019
by 42 December 27, 2004
(William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he scored after finishing his performance, badly-covering Ricky Martin songs at UC-Berkeley)
Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H May 26, 2005
Bobby wiped out on his stingray bicycle...
BOBBY: Owww!!! Cheese & rice! Dog bandit! Stupid fricken bike!
BOBBY: Owww!!! Cheese & rice! Dog bandit! Stupid fricken bike!
by Bobby Brady July 08, 2006
The term rice rocket was for motorcycles not cars, originally. The term came out before cars were modified in the way they are now. Rice rockets usually described Japanese bikes that were superior performers off the line, were more likely one up bikes, and cafe style, before european cafe was cool. Further, Most Harley bikers knew they would be smoked in a drag race so to save face, knowing they were more in love with tradition than technology, had to rationalize their decision making process in purchasing a knowingly inferior product by, coining the term "rice rocket.
by wayne's world April 07, 2004