Cell Phone Constipation Relief

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009

relaxation

the point after having sex or siting naked in a really comfy chair (or both!)

that was a good 3 hour bang baby but now its time for some serious relaxation!

by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

frankie says relax

Frankie also says, ''Go fuck yourself.''

Frankie:''Go fuck yourself.''

by Fred January 13, 2005

Reliant K

A very very good band! who makes good music! and they have meaningful words! they're christian! listen.

i've been housing all this doubt
and insecurity
i've been locked inside that house
to where you hold the key
i've been dying to get out
this might be the death of me

by thisisanna August 18, 2005

relaxitrate

To be simultaneously under the influence of marijuana and amphetamines.

Adderall makes me too shaky to study, so I relaxitrate instead.

by pablojuago April 22, 2011

relax dude

Used by the famous YouTuber MindofRez when his squeaker-Logang member brother raged at fortnite for getting sniped and not earning the skins.

Brother: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE SKINS!
MindofRez: Relax dude, just a challenge dude.

by Suhtotherah June 13, 2018

Charity Relief Work

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting

I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage

by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007