Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.

"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"

by Gonzo January 1, 2004

rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.

"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.

Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.

by Cheese Master February 15, 2005

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

Rectal Reception

Holding hands while double fisting a rectum

My boyfriend's ex-wife taught me how to give him a rectal reception.

by Hope Fully May 16, 2025

Rectal Outcry

A fart- a toot- gas escaping from your butt

what was that? A Rectal Outcry--that smells horrible!

by HeartsAndFarts November 17, 2015