Raptured

To disappear without reason; to disappear without an explanation; to vanish

"I took a dump, but when i got up, there was nothing in the bowl. I think my deuce got raptured"

by poachbox July 9, 2011

raptor

When a person is eating a female out, and during this the person bites down as hard as he can, as deep as he can. He then rips the flesh out and eats it.

That man raptored that woman the other night. He's a modern day Jack the Ripper

by andymurro March 29, 2008

RAPTOR RAPTOR BUTT BUTT

During an awkward silence, it is customary to exclaim this phrase so as to minimize the level of non-comfort.

A: Yeah and then I was like, "YOUR MOM!" Haahaahahaa.
Group: *awkward silence.*
A: ....RAPTOR RAPTOR BUTT BUTT.
Group: roflroflrofl.

by celisse September 23, 2009

Toronto Raptors

Is the only Canadian Team in the Nba and never won a championship because they suck in the playoffs

Toronto Raptors suck in the playoffs

by ImWindz July 4, 2018

Raistilin

Central Nervous System stimulant, near in chemical composition to Ritalin, (Dimethylphenidate Hydrate) but made in home labs, from a process akin to making speed, and far more potent. Scarcely available, usually in powder form, but also in pills. Usually snorted or ingested, but can be injected. Causes severe psychological addiction but no physical addiction is known. Repeated usage can cause severe paranoia, schizophrenia, and epilepsia. In people with heart problems, is known to cause cardiac arrhythmia even in small dosages. Doses as small as 10mg are known to have an effect, with 500mg being the lethal maximum. Addicts, however, have been known to regularly take up to twice the lethal dose without side-effects.

"I did some Raist last night, it was wicked!"

by Fred Da Head June 8, 2004

ford raptor

The biggest wanna be 4x4 on the market but will still cost you a shit load.

How could you waste all your money on a Ford raptor, are you mad.

by MadC#@t3000 December 23, 2015

ghetto raptor

That kid at school who's odd but funny.

Jas:Look at that Pugnax, what a ghetto raptor!

Me: i saw the wild englishman topiary that Pete's growing on his head these days and thought to myself "damn, he was a little crazy before, but he's sure turned into a total ghetto raptor"

you, me, and rooney are insane ghetto raptors!

by chrat May 13, 2005