Lemon puff

A straight woman who socialises with gay men. For example a fag hag.

She's got so many gay mates....she's such a lemon puff!

by Pudzter76 January 5, 2017

puff nuggies

The white part of a dandelion when it is ready to spread it's seeds

Look at all the puff nuggies in the yard.
If you blow all the seedlings of a puff nuggie you can make a wish

by Madcat83 May 7, 2023

Postprandial puff

The satisfactory cigarette that follows a meal.

Also known as a 'triple-P'

"Well, that's dinner finished, I'm going for a postprandial puff..."

Due to the new laws Howard couldn't partake of his triple-P in the restaurant...

by ThinkingPersonsViagra August 7, 2012

Ass Puff

the act of placing a cigarette in your asshole and then farting creating a puff of smoke in the air

i feel sorry for sally who got second hand ass puff from her father

by the sharped dressed man October 3, 2011

puff and pass

When one lights him/herself a joint, spiff, doobe, and proceeds to smoke it. He then does between one and three puffs from the joint, and then passes it to his/her friend. Then that friend proceeds to do the same procedure and that continues until everyone is equally high. :)

Yo, stop hoggin' that joint man. You know the rule: puff and pass man!

by cjwearspjs June 3, 2014

CoKo puff

When you are bat shit crazy, crazy for cocoa puffs. Cuckoo, mentally deranged, unbalanced, mental, looney, doolally, unhinged, batty, wacko.

Co:2723 K:146.08 O: -361 Pu: 1180 F+F=-726
Total melting point 2962.08

Total melt down

Adjective: Carisa is fucking CoKo puff, she tried to stick a mailbox up here rump.

A situation: Holly CoKo puffs!!!!!

by hugandkiss2424 February 2, 2022

Puff A Lump

To "Puff A Lump" means to fart and have a turd fall out.

Tom said, "There is a turd on the ground."
Tracy replied, "OH NO! I THOUGHT SOMETHING FELL OUT!"
Tom said, "So you did Puff A Lump!"

by Tom The Poop Man. March 15, 2009