Pretzel

1) Anti-George-Bush snack, Bush killer

2)The best salty food in the world

1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again.

2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!

by redbeam October 28, 2009

Antagonist and Protagonist

The bad guy in a story.
A protagonist would be the good guy.
You can remember that, because Pro=good. and An=bad.

Examples for Antagonist and Protagonist
Antagonist:
Voldemort is the Antagonsit in the Harry Potter series.
Kronos is the antagonsit in the Percy Jackson series.
Protagonsit:
Harry Potter is the protagonsit in the Harry Potter series.
Percy Jackson, son of Posiedan is the protagonsit in the Percy Jackson series.

by Anyonewantaredvine? October 18, 2010

sex pretzel

When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done

Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel

by Someone In The Tuck June 21, 2006

jew pretzel

bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle

you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget

by Shiblet February 6, 2008

protect ya neck

protect : watch
ya : your
neck : dick
so protect ay neck means to watch your ass

"watch ya step kid... yo ya best protect ya neck" - wu tang

by JuicyJaii February 16, 2008

Chocolate Covered Pretzel

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by longranger August 28, 2003

Pretzel

A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.

Anya couldn't walk properly because she had spent the whole night doing it pretzel style.

by JedwardWalbriston August 6, 2012