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Professional Napper

When you are very skilled at the art of napping that you can fall asleep any time of the day or night.
Did you see him?? He can fall asleep any time!! Definitely a professional napper.
by pablowisdom September 10, 2016
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professionalismness

Describes anger, but used to avoid admitting anger.
No, you cannot paint anger on me. I was trying to keep my professionalismness in and make sure that I speak out.
by RealPetrek March 30, 2021
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Professional White Woman

A female social media influencer who has seemingly endless financial resources despite having no discernable skills or qualities other than being attractive.

Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.

Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.

Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Jeremiah: "Whatever happened to Hanna from high school?"
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
by J. Gyll June 4, 2021
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Profile Prick

A person who thinks by over editing there image or using a logo of whatever is current they will be viewed as cool or edgy.
Example 1

Karen: Henrietta looks amazing in her profile picture
Sheila: I Know she looks like a chewed blood orange in real life, profile prick

Example 2

Jim: I didn’t know Farquhar was so passionate about the NHS he even has the logo on his profile

Bob: he isn’t he just thinks it makes him look good, profile prick
by Rogbob Squarebum June 18, 2021
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Profit

Profit is neither deserved nor earned, it is the 'surplus' falsely created by under-compensating the worker and over-charging the customer.

In other words: the spoils of cheating, taking more than your fairly earned share.
I can't pay you a living wage, I need a larger profit margin.
by Owl eyes May 5, 2022
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serial profiler

someone who has an absurd amount of profiles on sites like myspace, facebook, hi5, etc.

*also: virtual schizophrenia
go to: www.myspace.com
search Isamu Jordan,
***note the similarities in the results...
then look at the top 8 friends for the first link...
Classic Serial Profiler.
by <>.<> October 19, 2008
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Felon Profiling

is the inclusion of previous criminal history or convictions when determining whether a person is considered likely to commit a particular type of crime or an illegal act or to behave in a "predictable" manner. It should not be confused with the more comprehensive Offender Profiling, Psychological Profiling or Racial Profiling. It is believed that as we move deeper into the 21st century, the practice has the potential to become more controversial among the general public. The practice of Felon Profiling is commonly abused by law enforcement as they interact and come into contact with the ever increasing number of convicted felons, many of whom harbor harsh feelings of felony disenfranchisement and social out casting due to their treatment in main stream society as felons.
The officer used felon profiling when he shot me and assumed I was armed.
by FelonHelper June 2, 2009
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