Procrastibate

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later

I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later

by Mcgravy March 11, 2015

Procrapstinate

When you really have to take a crap but refuse to in order to do other fun stuff thats going on.

I was on a 13 kill streak in COD and suddenly I had to shit real bad, but i had to procrapstinate so I could finish the round.

by Jizzlemcdizzle July 9, 2011

Procrastination

Similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize you just fucked yourself.

"Procrastination feels sooooo good, too bad I'm going to fail finals now."

by Supr€m€ March 27, 2016

ProcrastiNation

Location Status Update for the place where you are when should be doing something else.

Foursquare check-in format: @ ProcrastiNation ! Surfing the Internet when I should be doing my taxes.

by MLx February 6, 2010

Procrastination

A long word for “not now.”

Procrastination is recommended if you are looking for a God (or great) instead of a good idea.

by MathPlus November 29, 2020

Procrastination

Ehh... I'll tell you the definition later...

Hmm... "Procrastination-" Nah, never mind, I'll give you an example later...

by puh-sood-oh-nim January 25, 2011

procrastibake

Pro/cras/ti/bake (proʊˈkræs tə beɪk)
verb: pro/cras/ti/baked, pro/cras/ti/bak/ing
1. to put off until another time by means of baking
2. to defer a required action through unnecessary baking
3. to bake or cook in place of more important things

I bought cake decorating tools to procrastibake with during exams.
I am a true master of procrastibaking in place of study.
You procrastibaked a pie.

by erkym93 July 10, 2014