by Sleepy livers November 23, 2021
Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.
I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."
by kamikamila January 05, 2022
PDA- 'Private Display of Affection'
When your partner hasn't showered in over a week and you become sexually aroused by their sweaty gym seth, to the point where you uncontrollably lick the f*** out of their armpits, crotch area and sweaty ass.
When your partner hasn't showered in over a week and you become sexually aroused by their sweaty gym seth, to the point where you uncontrollably lick the f*** out of their armpits, crotch area and sweaty ass.
Catching a whiff of their pesky BO and frantically licking their private parts builds your immune system whilst showing
PDA- 'Private Display of Affection' to your significant other.
PDA- 'Private Display of Affection' to your significant other.
by Pagan God-Satyr March 09, 2018
"Christina and Schmozilla were too busy with their private call to join us."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."
by Tessacotta-Bitch March 13, 2016
December 22nd is national humble a private school boy day. A day to humble a boy who went to private (most likely christian) school with an astronomical ego.
“hey it’s December 22nd”
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”
by borgandonor December 21, 2022
When you mix up information on purpose just to confuse someone. This verb is inspired by the main character from Full Metal Jacket, directed by Stanley Kubrick between 1985 and 1987.
by sadly_known_as_katherine October 09, 2021
by The Konkaninator December 01, 2022