pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

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Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.

She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

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Pretzel

The act of placing both legs of a woman over your shoulders while doing the no pants dance to form a pretzel like form and bringing her to orgasm.

Guy 1: So I heard you and Megan hooked up last night??
Guy 2: Yeah I took her to town and put dat bitch in a pretzel before giving her a creampie.
Guy 1: AHHH SICK BRO

by Grrruff98 August 6, 2018

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A "rare" female who looks human, and was born human, and has the body of a person that functions like a human being; but deep inside of her heart and her vagina; there is no stimulus to get and keep her motherly instinct or her sexual and romantic hormones activated! It matters less what you do/say because nothing can turn her on. Preterstars go through life not getting involved with anybody! They never have sex, date other people, or make babies; and neither do they crave these things. They are similar to asexuals; only except "asexuality" is a sexual preference. Preterstartion is either a birth defect or an internal conflict caused by a traumatic experience.

Girl 1: Ask for his number!

Girl 2: No thanks!

Girl 1: Why not? He likes you.

Girl 2: Sorry! I can't.

Girl 1: Are you scared???

Girl 2: Nope

Girl 1: Well then what's the problem? If you're a lesbian, I can set you up with a chick instead of a dude.

Girl 2: I'm just not attracted to men or women! I don't want sex and I don't want to date.

Girl 1: So you're a preter-star?

Girl 2: What's that?

Girl 1: Preterstar stands for preternatural star, just like Carol Anne!

Girl 2: Are you talking about that little girl from Poltergeist?

Girl 1: No the other Carol Anne! starlight.sl1996

by Joe Gros starlight.sl1996 January 29, 2019

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Pretzel

A fucking tasty and salty snack

Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

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Pretzel

Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.

Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels

Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?

Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.

Person 2: Jesus Christ.

Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?

Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.

by Travey James January 6, 2020

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