Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.

Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!

by cuntniggerpoonblood December 9, 2008

Poon Buffoon

When a male or in some cases a female is unsure what to do with his or her woman.

Have you heard about Matt and Stacey? Yeah, he's a real Poon Buffoon!

by Fat Cats Fat February 22, 2011

Poon towel

A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon

(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.

That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.

by xmentalbenx August 21, 2020

Prison Poon

When big Frank from the ends gets locked and dicks down all the girls on her wing.

Big Frank went to Brinny and got that prison poon

by Duke of Dartford February 9, 2021

poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends

trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass

by b nastii July 31, 2009

hairy poon

1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride

Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have

by Poonspert May 10, 2004

poon junkie

someone that is severely addicted to a vagina

"man you sure do love the pussy,you have tried to bang every girl here, for lack of a better word i shall call you a Poon Junkie"

by Shpongle Spores January 31, 2008