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asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!
"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"
by mitch April 2, 2005
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pollywompus

When the something, someone, you are pointing out is directionally diagonal across an intersection from you. Not accross either street from you but diaganol across both streets. See Kitty Corner.
The bank is pollywompus from the market at the corner of Broadway and 4th Ave.
by John Quimby December 14, 2006
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Polly want a cracker

Damn! I heard Ebony likes Jacob, polly want a cracker?
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Poltair school

Poltair school is Cornwalls famous drug school, in maths block you’ll find heroin and in science, coke, but best of all you’ve got smack head 13year olds who run around with xxs condoms and a plastic fork.
A poop hole of a school is Poltair school
by St Austells drug administratio October 10, 2021
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Mexican Poltergeist

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the residual funk from a vigorous taint and asshole rub is smeared on the upper lip instead of human fecal matter. This move can also be referred to a Spectral Sanchez and is best done covertly.
Last night I rubbed my funky taint and gave my wife the worst Mexican Poltergeist, she go utter and still swears permanent damage.
by Chef Duck September 25, 2011
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Polky Moll

Like Moll, (An ugly mofo bitch, westie, slag, skank, slut, whore, etc.)but MUCH worse, the worst type of Moll in existance.
-"That bitch is a Moll!"
-"Not as much as Jill, she's a Polky Moll!"
by THE BIG L November 17, 2004
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Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.
Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.
by timeisfiction August 31, 2010
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