ghost pumping

Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.

"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."

by Icantbreathe1996 March 5, 2016

manual plumbing

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.

Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing

by MrLogician July 9, 2016

head pumping

When you grab someone by the neck or back of the head and start moving it up and down very fast.

Dude, Danny totally just head pumped that kid!
My friends told me to stop head pumping.

by Tribblewrangler77 February 20, 2017

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017

Cyber pumping

The anticipation built up between two individuals who are engaging in consistent sexual Direct Messaging (DM) before they meet in person.

John and Tiffany were cyber pumping so much before their first date, they couldn’t even make it through dinner without touching each other.

by DFilly and SHenson January 22, 2018

Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater

I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing

by Rustylama January 24, 2018

gumbie pumping

gumbie pumping is the loose term given to summarize the notion of catfishing a rich man to then take his profits and expend them at a strip club for personal pleasure with the lads.

"Hey want to go gumbie pumping?", "Yes, what is your bank account?"

by Frederdick July 7, 2018