alaskan pipeline

When u shit in a condom freeze it then use it as a dildo

I used an Alaskan pipeline last night

by random sexjoke June 13, 2014

Pigel the Nig

Pigel the Nig is the opposite of Nigel the Pig. He is the anti Nigel the Pig. He does not have a close, personal relationship with the man the myth the legend Anthony Favata. He was not purchased in the spring of 2012. He is a wild guinea pig and is not a pet guinea pig like Nigel the Pig. Pigel was not fed a lot of hay. Pigel has white and black fur unlike Nigel who has black and white fur. He is commonly referred to as "Pigel" or "Nig". Unlike Nigel the Pig, he is liked by Guy 3.

Guy 1: Yo its Pigel

Guy 1: Yo hows the nig

Guy 2: Oh shoo! its Pigel the Nig

Guy 3: Yo, I love this thing, keep it here.

Anthony Favata: Yo! I dont know what this is, its some pig, I dont have its back like I do with Nigel the Pig.

by yoitspigelthenig December 17, 2013

pinelli

This surname is a person of Italian decent. They portray as a straight person but is actually a in the closet gay. They are lover of the taint and strap ons.

He's a Pinelli.

by IceMan1 April 11, 2015

pikelet

A diminutive term for one who pikes, a female Piker.

dialogue while discussing a social event:

pikelet: I don't think I'll make it tonight, I have to wash my hair
friend: You little pikelet!

by pikelet April 13, 2006

Peter Pipelayer

(a.k.a. Pipe-layin' Pete) Any guy named Pete who plunges his dick into someone's mud hole...(possibly causing a severe case of Mud Butt).

Pete: Did you ever meet Peter Pipelayer?
Marissa: No, who's that?
Pete: I'll show you. *turns her over, rips off her skirt and begins*
Marissa: *screaming*
*30 minutes pass*
Marissa: *Wiping tears from her eyes while walking out of the bathroom*.... YOU GAVE ME MUD BUTT!!!!!!

by Cement-Mixin' Charlie June 29, 2004

Alaskan pipeline

When you take a condom shit in it, freeze it and use it as a dildo

Me girlfriend wanted to get crazy but we didn't have a dildo so we made an alaskan pipeline

by Dtrock3 December 20, 2010

in the pipeline

being prepared, processed, or worked on

How come the medicine is still in the pipeline? What will I do if my condition gets worse?

by The Return of Light joker October 15, 2010