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paddle pilot

A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle
"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"
by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017
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german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
by jtets December 10, 2013
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Twenty One Pilots

The gayest band on this earth. It consists of Tyler Joseph, who is a kitchen sink, but nobody knows what that means and Josh Dun who's putting on a drum show. They don't wanna be heard, they wanna be listen to. They're trying to collect all twenty one pilots. Tyler has a pet cheetah in his basement, his name's Jason Statham. Also they can't sleep. Basically That's the only thing they sing about. They're pretty cool people.
Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD BREACH BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS? THE END OF THE TRECH SAGA IS INSANE. CLANCY BECOME A BISHOP?
Person 2: the only one insane thing is you
by anonymous October 4, 2025
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Pilot B

Your my pilot B for when things go wrong.
by Shongi March 21, 2022
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virtual pilot

A posh term for a gamer who plays video games that at least roughly fall into the flight simulation category. These games include X-Plane, Il-2 Sturmovik, Rise of Flight, Aces High 2, DCS: A-10C Warthog, Battlefield 4 and War Thunder. Virtual pilots who mostly play war oriented games often join a clan (labeled in the scene as "squad", "jagdgeschwader" etc) and subscribe to some form of fascist or spartan ideology.
Jack: I finally managed to take off and land without crashing. I'm a virtual pilot now!
by Nimitz November 24, 2013
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Piloting

The act of carrying a naked person on your shoulders, with their legs spread wide, whilst they face you, and whilst you perform fellatio on such naked person.
Jack was piloting Jill around his flat, whilst she sat naked atop Jack’s shoulders, and whilst he buried his face in Jill’s vagina.
by UnMonito February 19, 2020
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piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band "My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin"'s song "Piloteer", the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.
Girl 1: Hey, I think you're really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!
by indie_ah January 6, 2025
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