mutt puff

Air ejected from the canine arse. A dog fart.

The dog let loose an unholy mutt puff in the car this morning.

by Bengerman Porcter October 20, 2013

Shart Puff

the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!

Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."

by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014

Cheese puff nipples

Usually on people who have transfered from a cold room to a hot room, their nipples become larger than average and pop out of their clothes making them noticable and puffy.

"Jack just rubbed my with his cheese puff nipples , i almost threw up."

by WongTongShlong April 11, 2015

Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.

I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.

by Motherhunter September 20, 2016

Blind pufferfish

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!

You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!

by Dustinj321 October 12, 2017

Chunny Puff

where one shall throw up by only drinking one sip of vodka cruiser and continue the night by acting drunk and vigorously throwing up

Host: Should we invite Harrison to the next ragor of a party

Best Mate: Nah jak oi he is fully a chunny puff and will ruin the buzz for everyone

Sorry Harrison you are a chunny puff

by rainbowdash35 April 5, 2018

Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.

“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”

by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018