penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.

"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."

by gaylorddickcheese May 5, 2018

Pantleg bandit

The legend of how shorts were made.

Her:why dont u have and pants
Him:because the pantleg bandit took all my pantlegs

by Johnrastic park May 18, 2018

Penile boxing

When 2-5 men put a small boxing glove on yo sausage, grab a hold of it and wack each other with it

Me and Justin beiber played penile boxing

by Poop Inspector May 22, 2018

penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.

“Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face”

by Funkfish February 21, 2018

Penile

The denile of one's penis size (usually being bigger than it actually is).

John bought magnum condoms because he was in penile.

by Big Dick123456 July 5, 2018

penile super soaker

its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen

i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

Penile picture

When you're about to nut and pull your dick out and draw your favorite picture

This art is amazing. Did you say the origin was penile picture style?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019