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get out of fail free card

can be given or requested
for use when u do something douche-baggy, asshole-ish or embarrassing while drunk..
ie
Stan:"Damn Cody, u hit on my sister, sucker punched my roommate and pissed all over my girls car!!!"

Cody:"yyyeehh...Dude u gonna have to let me hold a get out of fail free card on this one. I don't usually drink the white....come on"
by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009
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get out of my hair

Will you get out of my hair! You area real pain!
What do I have to do to get this guy out of my hair.
by timmy00274672 June 24, 2016
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not long out of bed

An expression used in North England meaning "I'm so tired I'm going to have to go to bed soon"
I'm knackered I'm not long out of bed
by Fiftypounds December 2, 2016
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poop out of the peehole

doing something ass-backwards (literally, in it's original form)

This term sprang like a phoenix rising from the ashes from an incident that happened to a friend of mine. We'll call him Dude. Dude had the flu, and everything that comes with it, and was sprinting toward the bathroom for the millionth time with diarrhea when he realized he had his underwear on backwards. With no time to spare he proceeded to "do his business" through the fly opening or, to poop of out of the peehole.

As the phrase rolls off of the toungue so easily, it came to have many different applications.

*Parts of this story may have been dramatized for effect
"did I just poop out of the peehole?" (driver asking passenger in a car if they had driven the wrong way out of a parking lot.)
by billyho September 27, 2005
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Shot out of a cannon

Feeling pumped or hyped; energetic, wild-eyed and charged. Vernacular made popular by the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show.
Roger: Man, after that hit of blow I'm feeling really shot out of a cannon.

Jose: You should try some of this Mexican meth I just got, holmes.
by crazy4honda January 23, 2010
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The ONLY retort against a mom diss.
"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005
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outflandish

conspicuously unconventional or unusual to the point where, under normal circumstances, only Flanders could have said or done it.
1. “You’re wearing shorts in the winter? That’s outflandish.”
2. He assembled the drum set, and outflandishly beat on the cymbals for the next 20 minutes.
3. "Look at that outflandish curly hair sticking out from the bottom of his beanie."
by aceadean October 22, 2012
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