Guy on the couch

When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.

"Hey man! How was the party last night?"

"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."

by Big Danny T January 27, 2014

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this is gonna be fun on the bun

this phrase was once used on futurama's second movie the beast with a billion backs in the scene when bender duels calculon. it is a way to express excitement or anticipation

steve-you ready to go to the club to find some ladies
bill-THIS IS GONNA BE FUN ON THE BUN

by FullMetalKunai August 30, 2009

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going "on the watch"

A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.

Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.

Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....

Ben: Alright the ways all clear.

by btongninjaturtle October 28, 2009

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gaming on the phoneline

when you're a phoneline gamer

"are you accusing me of gaming on the phoneline?"

by baloneybob November 8, 2021

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threw gas on the fire

Took a bad situation and made it worse.

The starting pitcher gave up a run in the 6th inning, giving the other team the lead. The relief pitcher came in and threw gas on the fire, giving up more hits and walks, and eventually a run.

by Los Mets August 19, 2007