That Guy at work who thinks he's gods gift to women. He brags to his male colleagues about all the women he's dated and desperately uses cheesey chat up lines to get himself a date but often fails miserably.
Office Romeo trying to chat up the bosses hot new secretary: " Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."
Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".
Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".
by hteb78 August 5, 2023
Get the Office Romeomug. A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.
It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.
by Slivrr October 7, 2011
Get the Officer Toddmug. by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017
Get the Office tentmug. Doofey told Tina he has royalties coming and is gonna buy her a car but it wld be 7-10 business days what a officer doofey!
by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020
Get the Officer doofeymug. by OthedevastatorO April 13, 2011
Get the office religionmug. by zimbabwa May 8, 2007
Get the officer maxwellmug. by jesus was a bullfrog October 18, 2008
Get the Officer Nastymug.