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by xdr5t3evq3q September 21, 2023
Get the numporion mug.The act of ejecting sperm laden semen from the opening of the male genitals in diminishing quantity per rhythmic muscle spasm, typically accompanied by an intensely pleasurable sensation, commonly referred to as orgasm, caused by continual stimulation of the genitals, prostate, or whatever gets you there.
Pubescent teen male 1: Dude, when we were sitting in class and working on our computers, I kept opening a closing my legs, like as a bored twitch sorta thing. All of the sudden, bam! I full on numpitybrump in my pants. Not only did I have to play it off as a yawn and a stretch, but then I had to go-to the bathroom to clean up the load in my pants.
Pubescent male 2: Woah, that's embarrassing.
Pubescent male 2: Woah, that's embarrassing.
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A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
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Get the Numplepops mug.Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.
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