numporion

someonw who doesen't listen to instructions

You numporion! you broke the pride of the fleet!

by xdr5t3evq3q September 21, 2023

Numpitybrump

The act of ejecting sperm laden semen from the opening of the male genitals in diminishing quantity per rhythmic muscle spasm, typically accompanied by an intensely pleasurable sensation, commonly referred to as orgasm, caused by continual stimulation of the genitals, prostate, or whatever gets you there.

Pubescent teen male 1: Dude, when we were sitting in class and working on our computers, I kept opening a closing my legs, like as a bored twitch sorta thing. All of the sudden, bam! I full on numpitybrump in my pants. Not only did I have to play it off as a yawn and a stretch, but then I had to go-to the bathroom to clean up the load in my pants.

Pubescent male 2: Woah, that's embarrassing.

by Lonthedevil February 13, 2024

Numpty

A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty

Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.

by Bellzgotem February 14, 2024

numporion

A sland way to say a foolish person.

You numporion!

by plato! March 18, 2024

Numplepops

A small passageway inbetween houses. Aka funnel or snicket

I ran down the numplepops

by J4k3964 June 26, 2024

Super Numpty

Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.

'Pay, you have loads of money man'

'Um...No?'

'Dont be such a Super Numpty'

by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 4, 2009

Scrum Nummy

Something that is super tasty.

"Wow Jerry, that soup was scrum nummy!"

by Rupert P Gilligan November 28, 2011