numb nuts

An incredibly stupid person.

John is a numb nuts, he thaught Berlin was in France!

by Gring May 30, 2006

by-numbers

Added to the end of a word to suggest that the word is done without much thought and doesn't/didn't require much actual skill or effort. Derived from the Paint-By-Numbers that we all enjoyed during our childhood.

Troilus: Wow, Eggers is sure using some sweet moves on that chick Rebomblette!
Fusto: Nah, she'll see right through him - it's just nice-guy-by-numbers.

by Eggers07 January 4, 2008

Number Four

To throw up.

God Damn (excuse me lord). This nigga took a Number Four on my new carpet.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summers July 19, 2009

client number nine

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

by Pete Dick March 10, 2008

Number 0

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.

Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.

by nokidz June 3, 2009

Number

Something that you don't give out to strange people who keep asking for it in movie theaters.

Guy: Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute?
Girl: Yeah, what's up?
Guy: Yeah I just wanna let you know... THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDIKILOUS!
Girl: UH... thanks?
Guy: Yeah you are welcome. So listen. Can I have yo number?
Girl: Uh, no. I just don't give it out... in theaters.
Guy: Oh okay I see how it is...
SO WHERE YO BOYFRIEND?!
Where yo boyfriend at?
Girl: Who?
Guy: Yo boyfriend. Is he getting you refreshments? Is he tall? He gettin' you Mike&Ikes? Oh you like Mike&Ikes. Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where yo boyfriend?
Girl: I don't have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh you don't? Oh okay. So listen can I have your number?

-Credit:
MadTV; Can I Have Your Number?

by Noah Boughdy April 1, 2008

number 3 bag

a condom full of jizz

Slav filled up his number 3 bag and stuck it to Kevins back

by Trevor Terry June 7, 2017