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joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010
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A Rob Joke

A joke or humorous passage that makes no sense and/or isn't even relevant to the subject of choice.
Usually involves no level of humor what so ever.
A Rob Joke:
"I'll just eat my tea at mine.. then at yours, hmmm, your house is my new home <3"
*Looking at a box of 'Vans' Trainers* "Bet you couldn't actually fit van's in there..."
by TraceyLOLOL September 2, 2010
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Dad joke

A joke that has little or no humour.
Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.
by penisshakes March 31, 2016
mugGet the Dad jokemug.

Nigger joke

Do you know any good nigger jokes
by Two dogs May 29, 2018
mugGet the Nigger jokemug.

Anti-joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry?
A: You kill his family

Anti-jokes^
by I Am A Waffle July 6, 2011
mugGet the Anti-jokemug.

Practical Joke

see wordfooling somebody/word
you'll find out
by VVoody September 11, 2003
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Broke as joke

When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.
Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.
by JustABastard January 12, 2017
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