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Pretzel

Legs behind her head handcuffed together and passed around for the pleasure of the boys. Pelvis broken or not, with a little force we can do anything.
we met some girls at the bar, pretzeled them at home, and passed them around for the pleasure of the boys.
by KJAII May 19, 2024
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Dirty Pretzel

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.
by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024
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Pretzel

Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!
by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019
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Pretzel

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.
by Skyvessel May 19, 2021
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pretzel mange

a rare scalp disorder caused by bleaching the hair may cause u to become a dumb mother fucker with pink or blonde spikey hair. may also have a skull tatoos pop up that have no meaning and sticks needles in his ass and drives a broke ass taurus with gay skulls all over it and has large, some may say huge love handles and looks like lance bass
omg dude look at that lance bass on steroids lookin mo fucker. god I hate him. he must have pretzel mange
by Dr. chig wung August 27, 2009
mugGet the pretzel mangemug.

dropping the pretzels

When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.
“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake
by WhyAri December 30, 2018
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swiss pretzel

Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.
I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.
mugGet the swiss pretzelmug.

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