magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

Dolphin holing

Occurs when you are sea sick and can’t keep anything down but have to stay awake all night. You then have a friend insert an adderall into your rectum, either lingually, manually, or with a Bridle Buddy.

Stan: “I can’t keep any food down but I don’t want to fall asleep”

Juan: “ it’s ok, I brought the Bridle Buddy, we can hook you up with dolphin holing”

by Swivel mi timbers September 12, 2021

horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!

bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.

by mrham4444 April 11, 2014

dolphin diving

during sex on the beach, after a guy finishes he goes down and dip his penis in the sand and quickly puts it back in. he then run away.(dive)

hey dude, lets go dolphin diving!

by sandy randy March 26, 2010

Baby Dolphin

What your penis looks like from a standing position whilst urinating...so called because the foreskin overhangs the tip of the helmet by between half an inch and an inch and the natural curvature of the penis resembles a dolphin.

This is a less extreme version of ant-eater cock.

"when peter was taking a piss he produced a baby dolphin...it was like a surprise trip to seaworld "

by Alzo April 26, 2009

Miami Dolphin

When two gay men 69 each other at Sea World in the dolphin tank.

"Yeah, me and Steve went to Sea World the other day and Miami Dolphined."

by EntaMen October 27, 2011

Dolphin Fuck

When you are having doggie style sex, lick your thumb and start rubbing it on the asshole of your partner, she will look back over her shoulder and say, "uh uh" repeatedly in a high-pitched, dolphin-like sound.

Man, it was like I was screwing Flipper last night.

by Hands August 20, 2003