nacon

The process of a beautiful woman bringing you bacon while she is naked.

This nacon looks beautiful.

by scootdaboot December 5, 2010

Nonononono

When someone is hella sure they say no, NITE, nah, nope, etc. It the other way of yes so don’t push it.

“ do you wanna come to my place?”
“Nonononono!”

by Girl May 29, 2018

Neocon

Short for neoconservative

They are generally the people referred to as the "Alt-Right"

Not only are they hated by the left, they are also hated by the right, including conservatives.

Everybody hates Neocons.

by ThatInternetGuy* June 20, 2020

reverse anti noon

Noon, twelve O' clockish

I ate lunch at reverse anti noon... with ur mom

by cotobh2 January 19, 2007

Trigger Fig Nooner Beat

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."

Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!

by iluffsmahfang October 14, 2008

Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

nooner

An erect penis that resembles the hands of a clock at 12:00 P.M. (straight up). If a nooner is exhibited during the late evening hours, it can also be referred to by the term midnighter.

I was sitting at work when Frank sent me that NSFW video. I got a pretty big nooner and couldn't wait to get home and FAP.

by PetefromCrete March 5, 2011