Ah tan

An idiot with short pants, always saying words ending with "S". eg: yous', neares'. Sleep, breathe, eat and shower with his beloved singapore cane. He also live in a shithole surrounded by rattan so that he can make rotan. Proud discipline master of Serangoon Garden Sec.

Chee bye!!!! That bloody Ah Tan whack my vagina!!!!

by Hamzi April 1, 2005

taliban tan

Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.

"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

tan bark

The proper term for mulch made from the bark of certain species of tree, as contrasted with "wood chips" which are made from that woody stuff inside the bark we call "wood."

"Can you believe some dumbass called tan bark 'wood chips'?"

by Cheddar Cataclysm August 29, 2019

farmville tan

The pasty white complexion achieved by sitting in front of the computer all day playing a farming simulation or similar games on social networking sites. This is not to be confused with a farmer's tan which is acquired from actually working in the sun.

The doctor was concerned that her pasty-white complexion was related to anemia, but it was later discovered that she simply was addicted to farmville and had a farmville tan.

by Mojimo June 19, 2010

Andrew Tan

A cunt who gives bullshit reasons for flaking on his friends.

This guy Andrew Tan-ed me.

by hollahollacookka November 11, 2019

van tan

where you have one arm more tanned than the other, like a white van driver who always had his window down and arm out resting on the door in the sun.

Damnit, I put more fake tan on one arm than the other, its a right van tan!

by Bekarington July 26, 2015

Tanning pic

Many teenage girls nowadays take part in this type of picture by photographing their intensely tanned stomachs and posting them on twitter/Instagram/etc in order to receive numerous compliments that are usually fake. I really have no idea why they do this like what the actual fuck I don't wanna see your fucking infected belly ring

Yeah i wanna get a good tanning pic this summer bc I started doing the 30 day challenge and I think I can start to see my hip bones

by MercAntile July 8, 2014