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Nut-Crush

When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.
i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.

she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.

you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
by Demmy123456789 April 29, 2010
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nut stick

sack being glued to inner thigh on a hot summers day requiring an individual to peel the sack away
these jeans are giving me some serious nut stick
by Lingus April 22, 2003
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post a nut

My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda Civic.
by Pete Ohia November 6, 2006
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nuts in a bag

Slang reference to having no courage.
He always keeps his nuts in a bag.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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Nut Tingler

A stimulation that rattles the mind as well as the body.Something that would give you goose pimples over. An inner high of highs.
What a NUT TINGLER! I was ridding my American made Harley on the 4th of July all day. It just doesn't get any better than that!
by Digger July 20, 2008
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A technology nut

Someone who must have the newest stuff right now!
Ed is a Technology nut because he just got a new PC last year but now he want a new one this year because it's better!
by Joecrash396 June 17, 2018
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nut nog

Slang for male ejaculate evident after orgasm.
Ladies love the taste of my nut nog.
I sprayed my nut nog all over her face.
She swallowed down my nut nog.
by Sheiko Schilling June 22, 2008
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