Spursy Goal

A weird/lucky goal

That’s got to be the most spursy goal I have ever seen it took 5 deflections into the striker for him to finish it off

by CcDragz December 23, 2023

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

Couple Goals

If you know you know, this song is the true meaning of couple goals https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao

Me and shawty bae where being real couple goals, and we were listening to https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao

by catougirl July 26, 2021

Open Goal

Easily accessible vagina

You'll definitely be able to get with her mate, shes an open goal

by Opengoal August 28, 2014

Goals

Hannah and Asher aka Hasher... fan base known ass hashbrowns

Hannah and Asher are goals.

by People od the earth June 27, 2018

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.

Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023

Couple Goals

Merrick and Lauren, they will get married and they are the best couple to ever exist

Wow couple goals

by mr20% November 20, 2021